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Hello everyone.

Yesterday was Valentine’s Day and our Language Arts/English teacher gave us several questions that Valentine’s Day related. Of course, I picked the weirdest one: “Convince someone that a stapler is the best Valentine’s Day gift. 

A stapler comes in all your favorite shades of black and any color in the rainbow. And when you put it on a desk, it makes you look very a e s t h e t i c. If someone were to say, “Wow, such a beautiful stapler. Who got for you?” Then, they would say (this is just an idea)”oH tHIS oLD THING? yEaH, my SIGNIFICANT OTHER for Valentine’s Day.”

It’s also very useful because it can stick papers together. WOW SO COOL. It’s probably the best things ever invented. When I need to staple either science or math homework, I don’t have a stapler so a stapler as a gift would be very helpful.

Another reason is that if there is ever a zombie apocalypse and not saying that there will be, but IF THERE IS and zombie stumbles and somehow bites your arm/hand/leg/foot off, then you could use your handy dandy stapler—that your SIGNIFICANT OTHER gave you for heart day—to stapler back your limb. Use some goop juice and you’re all good! (i got this idea from a video game, so don’t try this at home.)

I hoped everyone had a wonderful Valentine’s Day. See you next week. Bye.